WHAT GIVES!!!!

Not exactly the subject matter I was going for in my inaugural blog, but I couldn’t control myself. Admittedly, the only thing that ties these two douche-bags (no pun intended) together is that they appeared in the headlines at similar times and thus simultaneously pissed me off.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for freedom of speech, a woman’s right, etc.. The subtle art of shameless self-promotion is not beneath me and God knows the things I’ve done to put food on the table.

BUT PLEASE!!!!

As to this dumb-ass woman who proudly professes on Twitter to be having a miscarriage during a board meeting – and relieved to be doing so because she will now avoid the 3 weeks’ wait and red tape of having an abortion in Wisconsin – all I can say is: you must have made your husband, not to mention your father, very, very proud.

This other prick is a real piece of work. Some paramedic in the Bahamas takes liberties with his position and threatens to expose John Travolta as being responsible for his own son’s death – if he does not pay him millions of dollars. I don’t know what they teach in Scientology, but John must have powers of tremendous restraint because if that was me,

I WOULD HAVE RUNG THAT PIECE-OF-SHIT’S NECK!!!!

In fact, maybe someone can point me in his direction. I’ve got a lot of steam to blow off…